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***************** Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Boy: Don't worry darling "I am already MARRIED" ***************** Why do girls look beautiful? But All Boys R Always There To Help Any Unknown Girl..;) (Boys r best than girls) ***************** A boy said: i love u to a girl But girl replied s0ry i love sum 1 else The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said Bataon teri ammi ko ?

***************** If you have not a girlfriend you are missing something in your life. ***************** Q: Why do Girls live Longer then Boys? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala) Girl: m fine (puch to aise raha hai jese hospital me admit hu) Boy: bf hai? ***************** "Attitude of Girls" WHen a boy sends dirty sms SHE laughs 4R 10 minutes, forward THAT to her friends n then replies the boy. Aur Doosra: Wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nahin smajhtay....! ***************** Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Girl: RAKSHAY or LARKAY 1 jaizay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 5 chalay atay han ***************** Usually boys believe in what they see and girls believe in what they hear, that is why .... ***************** Most common chat on facebook: Boy: hey (after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi) Girl: hey hi (aa gaya kamina) Boy: hows u? :-) ***************** There are a thousand reasons: Why a girl calls a boy.. GF: Aaj ka din hi kharab hai, Mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya, Itni Mushkil se bada kiya tha..?? Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!