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While thumbing through a copy of a , more than a few dating jokes pulled a laugh from our typically humorless lives.

We took the ten funny jokes about dating we liked best and put them to photos.

" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

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Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.For even more jokes, check out The Everything Big Book of Jokes.A first date gives you only an imperfect snapshot of who a person really is. " Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.