What you need to know is that as an expat, if you stand your ground in face of the ugg booted onslaught, that Dutch women will forgive you and may even find your self-confidence attractive.
Spaarzegels can be bought for 0.10 cents a time with each purchase at Albert Heijn.
A similar pattern can be seen in the Dutch dating game.
A key thing to know about Dutch women is that they like to hunt in packs.
Think of Homer’s odyssey (not Simpson), Dr Richard Kimble’s quest to find the one armed man in the Fugitive, or attempting to join the SAS.
These are all childs play when compared with finding and keeping a Dutch woman.